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21. I'm sick of beer, give me a fruit juice with a lemon twist.

22. Great, your mother's coming to stay with us again.

23. I wonder if my gorgeous neighbor knows that her drapes are open when she's getting ready for bed? Maybe I should tell her.

24. No way, you weeded the garden last week. It's my turn.

25. Better get rid of these old Penthouse magazines. I don't look at them any more.

26. I understand.

27. This movie has too much nudity.

28. Damn, we're late for church!

29. No, I don't want to see your sister's tits.

30. Damn these onions, pass me a tissue.

31. Oversized T-shirts are so sexy, especially on really fat
chicks.

32. Slow down, you move too fast. You've got to make the morning last.