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SCSI: System Cant See It.
HDD: Hangs, Drops Data.
FD: Forgets Data.
RAM: Regularly Annoying Malfunctions.
PCI: Plainly Crap Interface ISA: Incredibly Slows Access.
BIOS: Blatantly Ignorant Operating System (See WindowsX handbook)
CMOS: Cripples Most Output Signals.
KPBS: Konnection= Pure BullShit.
CPU: Control Phucked Up PSU: Performs System Undermining.
VDU: Visual Data Usurping.
PNP: Plug N Pray.
CD-ROM: Cancels Data- Regular Outage of Memory.
DVD: Daily Violation of Disk.
IDE: Inadvertent Data Errors.
EIDE: Extraneous Important Data Eradication.
PC: Pulls Cash.
MAC: Money Attraction Chute.
MICROSOFT: Massively Influential Company Relying On Shit Operation From
Tradegoods (phew!).
OS: Oh, Shit!
DOS: Data Overwrite String.
MS-DOS: Makes Some Data Overload System.
ISP: Internationally Slow Provider.
IBM: Infernally Built Machines.
DMA: Data Mashing Accessory.
IRQ: Internally Resounding Quakes.
UDMA: Unexpected Disk Malfunction Annoyance.
IDE (reprise): Intelligent Disk Eraser.
GIF: General Information Failure.
BMP: Blows Most Processors.
JPG: Jolly Phallic Graphics.