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T-Shirt Sayings for Women Who Take No Crap

I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.

Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.

Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.

Of course I don't look busy ... I did it right the first time.

Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and tick you off at the same time.

Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.

Don't tick me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!

Guys have feelings too. But like ... who cares?

I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.

Next mood swing: six minutes.

I hate everybody and you're next.

Please don't make me kill you.

And your point is ... ?

I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

All stressed out and no one to choke.

I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.

How can I miss you if you won't go away?

Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.