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Two hunters are stalking through the forest when one says to the other that he has to take a dump. "Well, go in the bushes."

"What should I use to wipe my ass?"
"Use a dollar bill."

A few minutes later the hunter steps out of the bushes with shit all over his hands.

"What happened?" asks his friend.

"I didn't have a dollar bill, so I used four quarters."