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The pickle and the penis

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One day a pickle and a penis were talking and the pickle say ,"Do u want to know what people do when they want me."
The penis said ,"aight."The pickle said,"first they chop me up put me in this ucky green liquid and then
ship me off to the store."So the penis said that not half as bad as what they do to me,first the put me
in a plastic baggy and then shake me until I Throw up."

 
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