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New parrot

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This man buys a parrot and brings him home.
The parrot starts cursing the man and insulting
his wife. Finally, the man can't take it any longer
and throws the parrot into the freezer to teach him
a lesson.

The man and woman hear the parrot squalking really
loud for along time until finally it stops.
The man opens the freezer door and the parrot walks
out, looks up at them and says, "I apologize for
offending you and I humbly ask for your forgiveness."

The man says "Thanks, all is forgiven."
And the parrot says "If you don't mind me asking,
what did the frozen chicken do?"

 
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