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A young executive was leaving the office late one
evening when he found the CEO standing in front of
a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "This is a very sensitive and
important document here, and my secretary has gone
for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive. He turned
the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed
the start button.

"Excellent, excellent" said the CEO as his paper
disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one
copy."