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Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The
guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey, Senior,
I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best
beer in the world. Give me 'The king of beers,' a
Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer
made with Rocky Mountain spring water. Give me a
Coors." The bartender gives it to him.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me
a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback,
but gives it to him.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,
"Why arent't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured
if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."