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A young boy is showering with his mother and
up "whats that?" he asks
"That's my garage" she answers
"what about those?" he says pointing higher.
"they are my petrol pumps" she answers

A couple of days later he showers with his dad
"whats that?" he asks
"thats my strech limo" he answers
"oh"the young boy says

THREE ENDINGS TO THIS JOKE

1. the boy is having bad dreams so he asks to sleep in
his parents bed. They say ok. Later in the night the
father says "move over son, daddy needs to park his
limo in the garage" the son answers "sorry dad
I've already parked my mini in the garage"

2. years go past the mother and father seperate
and the father marries again. One day he comes home
and finds his son doing his new wife. "What are you doing?"
he screams. "stress less dad, I'm just putting my hot rod in
a service" the son answers

3. the years pass, the parents split and the father
remarries. The son turns 16 and is suffering nightmares again
The step mother says that its alright if he sleeps with them for awhile
that night rolls over and hears his new wife moaning. Thinking
she wants him to do her he tells the son to move over
The son takes his mouth off his stepmoms nipple and says
"I was just filling the petrol tank up while my hot rod
was in for a service"