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One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home. On
the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought
this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return
trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old ladies laying
naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I
went inside to talk to the manager.

"Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?

"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a
yard sale."