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There is this wrestling championship held every year
between everyone in the world. It comes down between
an American and a Russian wrestler. In the locker room
the american's coach is telling him that the Russian has this
move that nobody has ever got out of. He tells him that it's the Pretzel hold
and that the russian has won evey year with that move.
So the American keeps this in mind and goes out to the ring to fight
The match starts and the American starts winning
so his ego kicks in and turns his back on the Russian
then the russian puts the pretzel hold on the American
So the Americans coach sees this and goes back to the locker room.
All of a sudden the coach hears the American side cheering
so the coach heads back out to see whats goin on.
To his surprise the American wrestler has won the match. So the coach rushe up to the American
and asks what did you do to get out of the pretzel hold
because nobody has ever got out of that hold.
So the American looks at the coach and says well i got all tied up in the
pretzel hold and there for a moment I thought
I was done for, but then I saw these hairy nuts hanging in front of my face
so i bit them. And man it's amazing what you can do when you bite your own nuts!!