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This blonde went out and bought a new mercedes.
She pulled up to a stop sign and this man came
to her and tapped on her window. She rolled it
down and asked him what he wanted. He told
her to get out of the car. So she did. He drew
a circle on the road and told her to stand in it
and if she steps out of it he's going to kick
her ass. She agreed. The man went over to her
car and slashed all of her tires. The blonde
started laughing. Next the guy smashed out all
of her windows. She started laughing harder.
Next he stuck a knife in the gas pedal and
the car went rolling down the street. She laughed
even harder. The man asked her what she was lauging
about and she said when you weren't looking
I stepped out of the circle THREE TIMES!