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Q: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A: Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears,
but every once in a while, you luck out and get a
piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

Q: Why don't they set up a nativity scene in Washington DC?

A: Because they can't find 3 wise men or a virgin anywhere in town.