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A wife comes home unexpectedly one day
and finds her husband in bed with a lady
midget.

Upset and furious over his actions, the
woman screams, "You promised me two weeks
ago that you would never cheat on me again!"

Trying his best to calm her down, the
husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it
easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to
taper off?"