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A lady asked her husband to take their young son out for the day, so he did.

He decided to take him to the zoo first,
On the way there they saw a plane taking off, the boy asked his Dad what it was,
The Dad said "thats take off"

When they got to the zoo they saw a zebra, the boy asked his Dad what it was,
The Dad said "thats a zebra"

After they'd finished in the zoo he took his son to the park,
While at the park they saw a lady with a baby in a pram, the boy asked his Dad what it was,
The Dad said "thats a baby"

When they got back home the mum asked her son if he had learned anything while he was out,
The boy said "Yes, take off ze bra, baby!"