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A man forgots his girl friend birthday
and wants to give her the best night of her
life. When he came home he saw all the lights in the house off
so he sneeked in the house and went upstairs
after he gave her the best night of his life
he came downstairs to get a drink
he sees the tv on he goes in the living room
he sees his girl friend sitting on the sofa
watching tv. He said to her "baby I thought
you were upstairs. She said "no your mom is
upstairs."