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Little Bob and his friend John went to the movies
and, before the show, headed to the bathroom
to relieve themselves. Bob relieved himself then
washed his hands, much to his surprise John did
just the opposite.

"Hey," said Bob, "smart boys wash their hands after they
pee."

Holding his head back proudly, young John corrected, "Smart
boys learn not to pee on their hands."