Joke Rating: ( 305 votes )
Views: 28745

THERE ONCE WERE THREE ANTS THAT GOT CAUGHT IN A STORM.THEY NEEDED SHELTER,SO THEY WENT INSIDE A MANSION.THE MANSION WAS DESERTED.SO THEY WENT UP TO THE BATHROOM TO SLEEP.TE FIRST ONE SAID,``I'LL SLEEP IN THE SINK.''THE SECOND ONE SAID,``I'LL SLEEP IN THE BATHROOM''.THE THIRD ONE SAID,``I'LL SLEEP IN THE TOILET.''THE NEXT DAYTHE ANTS ASKED EACH OTHER HOW WELL THEY SLEPT.ONE SAID,''I SLEPT FINE.'' THE OTHER ONE SAID,'' I SLEPT FINE TOO.''THE ONE IN THE TOILET SAID,``WELL,I DIDN'T SLEEP GOOD.''``WHY NOT'',ASKED THE FIRST ANT.``WELL,FIRST IT RAINED,THEN IT THUNDERED,THEN A BIG LOG HIT ME!