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Once there was this girl that had an over protecting father. She goes home and says "Dad can I go to the movies with my new boyfriend?"

Her dad said "I guess but I am going with you and I am sitting 3 seats from you."

She replied backs, "Ok, just don't embarrase me!"

They get into the theater she said "Dad you forgot something." he said "I forgot the drinks" while hes getting them the boyfriend asked "Can I stick my hand down the back of your shirt?" She said "My dad will be right back" he begged "Please!". She finally gave in so he did it.

Her dad came back, once again she reminded him "Dad, you forgot something else!" he said "Oh yea, I forgot the popcorn! Be right back!" While dad was away, once again the boyfriend asked "can i stick my hand down the front of your shirt?" She replied "My dad will be back soon" he begged again! "Please!" She gave in again, so he did it .

The father comes back and once again the daughter reminds him "Dad you forgot something else!" He said "Shoots,I forgot the candy!" The father goes and gets the candy. In the meanwhile the

boyfriend is getting horny again and he asks the girl "Can I stick my hand down the back of yor pants?" She says, "My dad will be back soon!" Not wanting to give up, he begs again. "Please, Please!" And the girl gives in once more.

Her father came back she said "Dad you forgot something else" he said "I forgot the straws and napkins and have to go to the bathroom." Not wantig to stop while, the boyfriend asked "Can I stick my hand down the front of your pants?" she said "Yeah my dad will be a while" While he was doing that that her dad walked in and said "Son what are you doin?" The boyfriend replied said "mmmmm PIZZA!!!!"