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The 10 commandments in ebonics

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1. I be God. Don' be dissin me.

2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib.

3. Don' be callin me for no reason - homey don' play dat.

4. Y'all betta be in church on Sundee.

5. Don' dis ya mama...an if ya know who ya daddy is, don dis him neither.

6. Don' ice ya bros.

7. Stick to ya own woman.

8. Don' be liftin no goods.

9. Don' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies.

10. Don' be eyein' ya homie's crib, ride, or nothin.

 
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