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There are three vampiresat a bar and a regular guy.
The first vampire says
"Bartender I'll take a blood on the rocks"
"Sure thing" says the bartender
The second vampire says
"I'll take a shot of blood"
"No problem." says the bartender
The third vampire says
"Bartender give me a cup of hot water."
At that moment the man turns to him and says
"I thaught you vampires only drank blood"
The vampire replies
"We do I found a tampon out back
and I want to make some tea"