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A blond reads where if you bathe in milk it
makes your skin beautiful so next morning
she leaves note for milkman-leave me 115
quarts of milk, next morning milkman reads
this and thinks I better double check on this.
He rings the bell and here is this beautiful blond with
great complexion and tiny waist, he asks her
if this is right she says, "Yes its good to
bathe in milk", so he asks her if she wants it
pasteuized? She answers oh no just past
my neck would be fine ! ! !