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Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A1: The dumb blonde! The others are figmantes of the imagination.
A2: None of them. Three of them are figmanets of the imagination and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper.