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There was a man who just had been bashed up outside a night club,when he awoke he was in hospital with tubes in his arms and an oxygen mask on.Just then a hot lookin nurse came in and started to check his IV and tubes in his arms.Then he moaned ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK? pardon said the nurse?ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?
.Sorry she said im not quilified to check that.Again he says ARE MY TESTICLES BLACK?.Feeling sorry for him she says ok ill check. She picks them up and examines them and his penis then covers them up .Nope she says there all ok.He slowly reaches up takes off his oxygen mask and says THAT EAS VERY NICE DEAR BUT ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?