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Two good buddies, Bill and Bob, were way out
in the boonies out hunting and not having
much luck. Finally they decide to take a few
minutes and rest a bit, when Bob, decides
that he has to go pee.

Unfortunately for Bob, he does'nt look out
where he pointing his pecker, and a rattle-
snake bites him on the head of his dick!!!

Well, after several seconds of jumping,
screaming, and begging, the snake finally
lets go and slithers away into the grass.
And as luck would have it, neither one knew
how to treat a snake bite, so Bill decided
that he would hike out and get to a doctor.

After several hours of hiking, Bill finally
finds a doctor who tells him that he must,
in order to save his friends life, suck the
venom out of the bite with his mouth. And,
as luck would have it, the doctor had a dirt
bike on hand that he loaned to Bill to help
rescue Bob.

So with the dirtbike, Bill was able to get
to Bob in short order, and when Bob saw Bill,
he weakly asked him, "What did the doctor
tell you?" And Bill said: "You gonna Die!!!"