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One day this redneck called the FBI on his
neighbor, Billy-Bob, and told them that he
was hiding drugs in the wood that was in
Billy-Bobs back yard. Well the next day the
FBI came to Billy-Bobs house and started to
chop up all of his wood. When they didnt find
anything they apoligized and left.
The redneck then called his neighbor,Billy-Bob,
and asked him if the FBI came to his house
and chopped his wood for him. Billy-Bob said
yeah they sure did. Then the redneck said
well merry christmas buddy!